August282014

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: nootellapopsicle, via sometimelow)

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11AM

lockserheart:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama

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(via liroxiv)

178,492 notes
10AM
galacticcandy:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

galacticcandy:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

(via d3dans)

fnaf 

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10AM
loki-laufeysin:

{Δ} : O F F

loki-laufeysin:

{Δ} : O F F

(via purple-spectre)

off 

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10AM

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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9AM

upperstories:

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

this show is perfect.

grunkle stan in particular.

(Source: gfgifs, via spadenightmaren)

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9AM
trompehue-studios:

You’re a monster…and you always knew that didn’t you?

trompehue-studios:

You’re a monster…and you always knew that didn’t you?

(via purple-spectre)

off 

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9AM

themadkingreigns:

This is the greatest Youtuber of All Time

Congratulations to (finally) reaching 1 million subscribers, Cr1tikal!

(via d3dans)

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August272014
extraordinarycircus:

Love the concept for this game so much, it’s horrifying.

extraordinarycircus:

Love the concept for this game so much, it’s horrifying.

fnaf 

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10PM
emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck




I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

image

i mean do you see this shit

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this stuff is deep

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i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

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holy

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mother

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of

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fuck

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I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

(Source: libertysaves, via coffee-vee)

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9PM

mellowmonsters:

I gave up on this after a while but here’s some humanized murder machines.

(via d3dans)

fnaf 

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3PM
“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75” Benjamin Franklin  (via metalhearted)

(Source: bkoo, via justtheladyinblack)

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12PM
angelicpaintbrush:

coelasquid:

thiocyanat:

coelasquid:

satanpositive:

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

angelicpaintbrush:

coelasquid:

thiocyanat:

coelasquid:

satanpositive:

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

(via beane-cat)

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